This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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