i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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