I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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