Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Less talking, more tequila
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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