I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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