Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I look better un-naked...
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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