How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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