Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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