is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
PANTIES FOUND
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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