Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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