Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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