carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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