HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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