oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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