I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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