Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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