wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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