You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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