Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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