so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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