Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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