If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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