He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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