she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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