Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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