I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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