It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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