I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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