he thought i was a dude.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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