Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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