he puts the penis in happiness.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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