i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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