some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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