sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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