# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I wish you could order shots online.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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