Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize