she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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