people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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