Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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