i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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