i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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