when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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