2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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