I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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