I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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