How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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