If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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