If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize