omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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