with your own penis?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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