i wish my penis had a tongue
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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