thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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