Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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